It’s like the apartment building I live in is on
fire. So I call the fire department as I stand outside watching everything I
own burn to the ground. Everybody’s standing, waiting. Finally, a firetruck
arrives with a great sound of sirens and everyone is elated because they know something’s
going to happen. The truck parks and the firefighters get off and start waving
at the people standing in the street. And the people cheer at them because they
are their heroes. It’s almost like a parade, where the firefighters strut their
stuff to applause and whistles from those who line the street.
Then one of the firefighters grabs a megaphone
and calls out to the crowd: WE’RE HERE TO DO AWAY WITH ARSONISTS!” And the
people go wild. And then the firefighter with the megaphone continues to talk
about how bad arson is and how bad the people who engage in such tactics are. Like
the rest of the crowd, I am initially excited. But after 10 minutes of this I
start to wonder if they’re ever going to fight the fire. But very few people
around me feel the same way. I see a kid booing them, but he’s flicking matches
and I wonder if he’s one of the arsonists and that’s the only reason he doesn’t
like them.
I’m as patient as I can possibly be, but
eventually I wait for the guy with the megaphone to lower it for a second and I
yell out: “What about the fire?”
The firefighters either don’t hear me or choose
to ignore me. So I repeat myself, again and again, until it turns into a chant.
I notice others have joined me. The kid with the matches is chanting too, but I
don’t stop him. He may have been the one who started the fire, but that’s not
my primary concern at the moment. I want to save what I can of my possessions
in my apartment. More than that, I’m worried about my neighbors. I see some out on the
street who seem to be looking for loved ones. Others aren't dressed properly for the weather. We can deal with Match Kid later.
Right now, the immediate problem as I see it is to fight the fire.
So I continue to lead the chant. “What about the
fire? What about the fire?” Because at this point I’m starting to get angry.
The whole scene seems absurd. And people might very well be dying inside the
burning building. I’m encouraged by those who are chanting along with me, and
look over at my fellow apartment dwellers in anticipation of a shared
solidarity and frustration.
I’m shocked to see many of them staring angrily
at me, so I ask them why. “Can’t you see they’re here to help us?” says a
woman, in her face a look of disgust she genuinely wants to drill into me. “They’re
the good guys. You need to give them your loyalty. Or, are you an ARSONIST?” And
in her gaze I can see that she truly views me as being every bit as guilty
as the person who started the fire.
“I just want the fire out!” I say, in shocked
response. “That’s totally the opposite of what an arsonist would want. I wish
the fire had never been started. I am completely and utterly anti-arson. But
the question of who started the fire is a stupid one to argue about when our apartment
building is on fire. We have to do something.”
“We’ll why don’t you ask the arsonists to do
something about it since you’re being so critical of the firefighters? Don’t
you see they are doing all they can? They came with their firetruck and their
ladders and their axes.”
“I want to support the firefighters. But the fact
is, they’re not fighting fires. So long as they are not fighting a fire, they
are not really firefighters, are they? I mean, they’re not substantially better
than an arsonist at this point, because the arsonist is sitting watching the
result of his work while the firefighters are simply strutting around saying
they are not the problem.”
“So what do you want?” says another of my
neighbors. “Do you expect them to just rush into the fire and get themselves
killed?”
“Well, no. I expect that they are well-trained in
fighting fires. I expect them to take all the precautions that their training
has instilled in them. But ultimately there are risks inherent in the job they
chose as their profession. I mean, there’s more to being a firefighter than not
being an arsonist.”
“So you just want them to commit suicide in order
to prove themselves worthy of you?”
“Of course not. But I do expect them to do their
job! I didn’t ask them to become firefighters. They signed on to do it. If that’s
what they said they were going to do, if that’s what they said they are determined
to do, then they should do it. Otherwise they’re just taking the place of
someone else who would actually do what they said they would.”
Evidently the conversation has garnered enough attention
that one of the firefighters feels he needs to respond: “This is not the time to
fight the fire,” he says. “First we have to have everyone in position.”
“Okay," I say. "You’re the firefighter. You’ve been
trained for this. You know what you’re doing. Get everyone in position and put
the fire out.”
“You don’t understand,” says a person who introduces
herself as a spokesperson for the firefighter’s union. “We have to have the
complete support of everyone here. If enough of you speak loudly enough in
favor of the firefighters and against the arsonists, we can begin to gain key
positions from which we can advance a strategy to defeat the arsonists—”
“For fuck’s sake, just fight the fire! That’s what
we pay you for! That’s your job!”
“We want to fight the fire. But the arsonists—”
I hear a woman crying that her child is in the
burning building, but nobody else seems to notice. Or care. An elderly man leans
heavily on his walker, the cold evening wind sending shivers through him. All
around me is misery, and I have no desire to engage in incessant banter while
action is needed. I contemplate what I might do for the elderly man, wonder if
I’d stand a chance of rushing into the burning building in order to search for
those whose lives are in danger. But my thoughts are cut short as a voice comes
through the megaphone.
“Hang tight, everybody,” comes the message. “We
are doing everything we can. Don’t listen to those who are trying to cause
panic.”
The man with the walker seems barely able to
stand. Next to him a young couple try to keep their children warm.
The megaphone crackles to life once again. “In
the meantime, we have brought marshmallows and sticks for you.”
An astonishingly large amount of the crowd becomes
excited by this announcement. With that, the firefighters begin to dole out
supplies for s’mores. One firefighter hands graham crackers to the kid who’s been flicking
matches. As she does so, I can’t help think she gives him a knowing wink.
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