Are You A Conservative Or A Liberal?

Are You A Conservative?

Do you think you can adequately determine a man’s character by the size of his flag?

Do you feel there is a conspiracy to overturn the Second Amendment? Are you afraid of people without guns coming to take your guns?

Do you believe the fact that Nancy Pelosi looks like a skeleton with a facelift is a relevant topic of political debate?

Do you believe that people voting without I.D.s are out to overthrow your government?

Do you believe the corporate owners of the mainstream media are secretly socialist?

Does the idea of abortion somehow not seem so bad if performed with a gun?

Do you feel jealousy towards the illegal immigrant who cleans your pool, thinking he’s somehow getting the best of the deal?

Do you believe every black man with a job votes Republican?

Do you believe that Benghazi?

Do you believe the fact that George Soros contributes to Democrats justifies all the billionaires pouring their money into Republican coffers?

Do you believe an unborn child is not a choice but accepting the scientific evidence of climate change is?

Do you believe all racist Southern Democrats moved North and became liberals?

Would you spend $100 Million on a painting for investment purposes but disown your child if they spent $300 on an Art Appreciation class?

Do you hang out with a bunch of white people who feel the need to remind others how not racist they are?

Do you think someone yelling “Don’t shoot!” at you is a provocation?

Do you believe “Taxation is theft” is written in The Bible somewhere?

Do you believe the Chinese student who stood in front of a tank was a hero yet hope they pass a law that says you’re allowed to run over protestors?

Do you believe saying "black lives matter" somehow implies that other lives don't?

Are you a Liberal?

Do you think the age of 8 is too young to apply gender stereotypes to, but support a child of 10 who decides he or she is transgender?

Do you think all you need to qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize is to not be Bush.

Do you believe the fact that George Soros owns the Democratic Party is okay since even more billionaires contribute to the Republican party?

Do you believe that the only way to keep Republicans out of the White House is to adopt nearly all of their positions?

Do you believe Vladimir Putin is the reason your son lost his bid for class president?

Do you believe any person of color who votes Republican is selling out to the man?

Do you believe the best way of overcoming racism is to be acutely aware of race and base your politics around it?

Do you believe wearing a pussy hat is the best way to get taken seriously?

Do you hourly check your phone for the newest self-identification names for various minority groups to make sure you’re not offending anyone?

Do you believe White Appalachian men are keeping Hillary Clinton down?

Do you believe Woodward and Bernstein were patriots for their work but Julian Assange is a traitor for doing the same thing?

Do you like Donald Trump better with every bomb he drops?