It is understandable that you might be confused as to how
Facebook posts are comparable to the bombing of a naval fleet. If you are
feeling doubt creep into your mind, it is most likely the result of something
you have seen on Facebook. The fact that you are even questioning the
equivalency is proof of how nefarious the Russian attack was/is. If you are not
feeling better within a few days, you are advised to contact the Atlantic
Council in order to make sure you are following the proper talking points,
untainted by outside influences. In the meantime, here are a few things to get
straight:
Russia is playing upon the outrage of African Americans who
see unarmed blacks being shot to death by the police who get away with it. And they’re
using Pokémon Go to do it!
They’re playing upon our distrust of a media that lies us
into wars in the interest of the Military Industrial Complex. Don’t fall for
the Russian fomentation.
They’ve made us appear less of a moral authority in the eyes
of the world. Once the world looked to us for leadership, now Russia is making
people the world over question whether open-air slave markets in Libya are not
snapshots of democracy in action.
Especially devious is the way Russia is attempting to
distract from their interference by making you doubt establishment media. They
are trying, through devious and undetectable means, to get us to believe that
it was not their $46,000 worth of Facebook ads but the $5,000,000,000
worth of free air time given him by the U.S. media that got Donald Trump
elected.
Now it might seem odd that a leader (Vladimir Putin) who
seems moderately intelligent would risk the wrath of a nation that’s been
looking to push its agenda and its military alliance closer and closer toward his
own. It might seem that angering a nation that outspends you on military 10 to
1 with weak and silly provocations is illogical. But that’s just the sort of
twisted and evil thought processes that work inside the minds of foreign
despots. It can be seen in Syria, where President dictator Bashar
al-Assad inexplicably used chemical weapons just when President Trump signaled
his intent to leave him alone, and again when he was on the cusp of defeating
the terrorists rebels. It was on display when Saddam Hussein refused to
admit to having weapons of mass destruction despite the overwhelming evidence
supplied by the mainstream media and our intelligence agencies who control
share the information they receive.
Worst of all, Russians are trying to get you to doubt the
sacredness and purity of our electoral system. I cannot stress how insane and
dangerous this is. To even suggest that our democracy is anything less than the
perfect representation of the will of the people is stopping the will of the
people from being enacted through our perfect democracy which always gives us
the best of all possible results.
On an unrelated note, the Russians are trying to undermine
your support of our perfect democracy by suggesting you should expect a candidate
that is in alignment with your core beliefs. Don’t be a purist, vote for
whatever candidate is chosen for you garners the most super delegates
votes.
Now, granted, you are not supposed to have read this deep
into the article. It works best when you are inundated with headline after headline
that screams interference without ever critically delving into the evidence or
lack thereof. But to you who have persevered, this all might seem a little
irrational, lacking in substance, and—well—silly. This only goes to show the
depth of subterfuge involved. If nothing makes sense to you, if the Democratic
Party seems to have no clear strategy to take on Trump, if two years of
Democratic resistance has not led to any substantive victories, if Trump has
done everything short of lob nuclear missiles in his attempt to prove he has no
loyalty to Putin, if Adam Schiff seems to you like a mad dog who’s likely to
bite the next passerby, there is an explanation for this: Russia.
It is quite possible that Facebook memes have caused you to
question the oracles of the media who deliver the sacred words from the gods of
the intelligence agencies and other unseen authorities. The devil will cause
you to doubt, but it is precisely at such moments you must cling to your faith
in those who always lead you to war truth. But if you have sinned in
thought, do not fear. You can still get right with the priests of the media and
the unknowable but all-knowing intelligence agencies. When doubt strikes,
simply say ten Hail Muellers and crank up the MSNBC. Because faith is required
to lead us to Armageddon the promised land.
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