The liberal response to Donald Trump has been nothing short
of infantile. They can act any way they want, I can’t tell them any
differently, but it’s not doing anything to get Trump out of office. I’ve tried
explaining it to them for the last four years, but they’ve had their fingers in
their ears and been screaming, “Nyah, nyah, I can’t hear you, Russian bot.”
The problem with an infantile mindset is that infants are
not capable of doing anything for themselves. The best an infant can do is cry
and hope one of its parents comes and takes care of the problem for them. That’s
what liberals are doing now. They shriek in the hopes that someone will take
care of the dirty diaper that is their president.
In the absence of actual parents, they glom on to any authority
figure they hope will fight their fight for them. Enter Daddy Deepstate. For
four years he’s been yanking their chain and they’ve been lapping it up. “The
authorities are going to come and take care of the big bad monster,” they say.
It’s been four years yet and nothing’s been done, but you know how kids are
able to watch the same damn movie night after night for years.
Yeah, they’ve got the TV on in the background while the
grownups are busy trying to do grownup stuff. I’ve heard the same damn story
hundreds of times already. I’ve seen their little eyes get all wide when the lady on
TV announces a bombshell. They get up and do their little happy dance in their
footie pyjamas as the good witch says she’s going to lasso the orange ogre at
last. She mixes powerful incantations into her speech, words like “if true”, “allegedly”,
and “unnamed sources”.
But it always ends in disappointment. The ogre gets away in
the end.
Which they should know! Because
they watch the same damn video EVERY FREAKING NIGHT! If someone would please
buy them another video to watch.
Do they really think the latest evidence-free assertion from
anonymous sources is going to be what brings down Trump? Has Daddy Deepstate
and Mommy Media ever really done anything for you? But you know how kids tend
to obsess over purple dinosaurs and the like. You can’t tell them it’s just a
guy in a purple suit. And he's singing their song: "I love you, You love me, Trump and his supporters are SCUM!"
The thing is, all the liberals have to do to take down Trump
is get out of his way and let him stumble down the ramp in front of his legions.
There’s an exploding debt, a crashing economy, and a completely inept handling
of a pandemic. All they have to do is step back a little bit and let happen what
will come naturally. Just shut up and let the big oaf expose himself.
BUT THEY JUST CAN’T HELP THEMSELVES! They try to attack Trump,
but they are only capable of doing so in the most atrocious ways. And in the
process, they are making themselves repugnant to both the centrists and the far
left, the two voting blocs they most require. Calling anti-war activists “Putin
puppets” is doing nothing to win their vote.
Dear God, watching liberals get outmaneuvered by Trump is like
watching some guy lose a wrestling match to an oversized stuffed bear. In a pit
of filth. You ask yourself how it's even possible, but time after time you watch
as liberals somehow end up on their backs gasping in the filth with the bear
perched upon their chest, a mindless grin on its face and not a drop of crud on its fur. IT’S A STUFFED BEAR! HOW CAN YOU BE LOSING TO A STUFFED BEAR? But no
sooner does the next round begin than they somehow get all tangled up in their Kente
cloth and the bear’s again on top of them and they turn purple at the indignity
of it all. It’s hard not to laugh, people. Harder still not to turn the channel.
I find
myself wishing Jerry Springer still had a show so I could watch something a little less
repulsive. I find myself wishing the Democrats had someone a little less insane
than Adam Schiff, like say Joe McCarthy. I wish they had a more youthful and
vibrant candidate, like Bernie Sanders, or a more charismatic one, like Walter
Mondale. Or even just a better strategist, like Charles Manson.
If Trump
gets reelected, I want liberals to promise me something: stay out of his way.
Because I guarantee you before his second term is ended, his own supporters
will force him to resign. That’s how incompetent he is. The only reason he’s
made it this far is because they hate the alternative and are willing to blame everything
on them. And because your total ineptness to oppose him in any meaningful way
has given people who don’t like Trump no reason to join with you. Trump has
only made it this far with your help.
Okay, rant
over. You can take your fingers out of your ears now.
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