The difference between an indictment and a ham sandwich is
you can serve an indictment lacking any meat and it is quite likely no one will
notice. In fact, if the indictment is served to people living in a country that
is not subservient to the United States, it doesn’t even require bread. Nobody
will notice, especially when the restaurant critics from all the major media
are firmly in your pocket.
This is not to say the recent indictments by Robert Mueller
of 12 Russians is a nothing burger. I, like you and anyone else commenting on
this issue, have not been given sufficient information to make such an assessment.
What I am saying is that the picture we are being shown on the menu is nothing but lettuce and bun. I know our intelligence agencies and our media (more and more
the same thing) assure us it is filled with USDA prime cuts, but they provide
no evidence of it. And unlike the millions of others who have already wolfed it
down without bothering to get a sense of its flavor (so hungry are they for red
meat), I need to stop and take a sniff of what it is the waiter is placing in
front of me. I still remember, though so many others have forgotten, that one
time when we were served a sandwich that ended up not being a WMD on rye but instead
turned out to be filled with dead children and depleted uranium. You simply
must excuse me if my stomach has never forgiven them or that my insides instinctively
rebel at any dish they put before me. And after all, is it really me who is to
blame? Am I just being finicky? Or did their lies and the lies of their sous-chefs
in the media not cause a massive outbreak of slaughter in the Middle East? Not
just once, but on multiple occasions?
In short, Mr. Mueller, should you not fully expect me to
inspect the sandwich you hand me before I accept it? Is it really me who is to
blame? It’s not like I willingly come to your restaurant and place an order.
You deliver it right to my door and try to shove it down my throat and then you
somehow act like I’m a conspiracy nut for doubting the ingredients you claim are
in your product. We are told to eat it the way a contestant on Fear Factor is
told to eat a cockroach: it’s just expected of us.
Seriously, take a tip from manufacturers of food stuffs and
do some damage control before you expect people to once again swallow what you’re
dishing out. Kraft recalled 6.5 million boxes of Mac And Cheese after metal was
found in the box. Nobody got hurt, they just wanted to make sure. Whereas a
million people died as a result of the Iraq War the media and our intelligence
agencies served up and there was no recall. As in, nobody even seems to recall
it happened.
In 2015, Dave’s 95% Premium Beef Dog Food was recalled because
of an “off odor”. Your story stinks to high heaven and yet no one has thought
to recall it. Sure, you quietly retract various aspects of it, you grabbed the
Vermont and French Election Hacking stories off the table while we were distracted,
and then you insisted we forget they were ever on our plates.
If it is revealed that a cook in a restaurant puts something
disgusting in a customer’s food, that cook is loudly, immediately, and roughly fired. That
does not happen either in the media or our intelligence agencies. There is actual
video evidence of Robert Mueller pissing in the stew and yet he is running the
restaurant. How gross is that?
How do you get away with it? Granted, you spend unknown sums of money in marketing and subliminal advertising (read psyops). You somehow manage to get your people on
all the major news networks, something the small, independent providers of nourishment
can’t do. You have in your pocket the best spokespersons from both parties and manage to keep
those who complain far from their customers. And when another outbreak results
from what it is you serve, you blame it on the wait-staff, those public servants who are meant to serve us. You have convinced half the diners it is
the Democratic waiter who is to blame, and the other half that it is the Republican
waiter who is to blame, and somehow we all seem to forget that we can't even get a glass of water that won't make us sick.
As regards to Mueller’s most recent concoction, his
12-course indictment buffet, we are led to believe that it was whipped up and
freshly brought to the table for our delight. The truth is it was most likely
sitting in the freezer waiting for the right occasion for it to be thawed out
and served. The right occasion turned out to be shortly before the Trump-Putin summit, so
that we would have no appetite for what was to follow. In fact, I can’t help
thinking the desired goal is for a bad case of food poisoning forcing us to
miss the event all together.
Massive recalls are typically made when a few people have gotten sick.
In the case of our intelligence agencies and the media that never seems to contradict
them, a million people have died and nothing is done about it. The guilty
parties have been rewarded and the health inspectors that warned about the
dangers have all been sacked. And those in charge of the kitchen are currently cooking
up their most unsavory and deadly concoction of all. I find it disturbing the
amount of people eagerly licking their chops in anticipation for the meal that is about to be served.
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